The Denver Airport Will Be A Nazi Paradise After Our Nuclear Holocaust

Have you ever been to Colorado? You should go. It has skiing, the pot is free, and my sister lives there. It also has Denver International Airport (DIA) (or DEN), the largest airport in the U.S. and the second largest in the world. The airport is also home to a secret underground city built to shelter the world's elite in the event of a nuclear holocaust. And the runways form a swastika.

According to conspiracy theorists—or "truthies," which is the term the truthie who went on a date with my sister's friend told her he prefers, but which is a term I will not be using here—the Illuminati/Masons/New World Order/Reptoids are are biding their time among Earth's civilizations until the inevitable destruction of our world. At which point they will reconvene underground to form a new and perfect world. Beyoncé will be there. Celine Dion will be there. Former Governor Jesse Ventura, who believed the bunker was built to survive the 2012 apocalypse and headed up an investigation into the airport, would sure like to be there.

Where will you be?

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